Findings:
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- When all the stars go out at night
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- When he became an old man
- Don't Go Out the Door
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When in doubt, throw it out
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- take the wind out of one's sails
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- when in doubt run it out
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- When you blow out like a dead star
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He
- He said, expecting the answer no
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Song of the Sorceress
- He never returned
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Even my faults he adores
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- great things he has taught us
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
- he'
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- I like the way he reads poetry
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- He Hudas not pay
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- More than he was willing to give
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- He Who Is Death
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- He never looked back
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- I married him because he was not mean
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- HES
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- He doesn't bite
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He searches
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He brings me books like flowers
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He weaves his words
- He called around 5:30
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- HES 5 Game Multi-cart
- HES Single Pirate Cart
- HES 4 Game Multi-cart
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
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