Findings:
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He weaves his words
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He made a way to his anger
- He just left his body
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- When he became an old man
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- It will be good when I am leader
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- There Will Be Blood
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- When shall I be free?
- There will never be another you
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- there will be a last
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- I will always be in the details
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- If it be your will
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- There will be no more stories to read
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Everything will be alright
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- I will be your young sinner
- They will not be named!
- Someday, I will be strong
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- My RPG will be a work of art
- The Revolution will be televised
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