Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "when I say "do" I don't mean, heaven-forbid, that there's actually an application"

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• you don't have to do this
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I don't know what to do with you
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What to do when your car breaks down
• What Do You Say What Do You Do
• clockwork... do you mean the sun?
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I don't know what else to do
• What do you say to Michael Crichton?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• what do you say?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do Make Say Think
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• If you can say something nice, do
• Do not fight what isn't there
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• What do you see when you look up?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What Do You Say, What Do You Do
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• There is something we can do
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Saying what you don't mean
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Don't do that then!
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• How do you get there?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• What do you mean "we"?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming

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