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• Where would America be without Canada?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Just to see what it would be like
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Be appropriate
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• That would be me
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• eternity would be boring
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If you would be seated
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I never thought it would be like this
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Animals which may be immortal
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The Man Who Would Be King
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be so kind
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, chapter 1: In which Meg grieves one particular loss
• The Ten Commandments revised
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• Mind without body
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The best kind of bartender
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• That I Would Be Good
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Youth is made to be misspent
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• That Would Be Enough
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Which Washington would win in a fight? (e2poll)
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You mean the me that you would be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• delete as appropriate
• Reverse Genders Where Appropriate
• It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane
• Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act
• wild and wilful youth
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• Not to be taken internally
• Too good to be true
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd

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