Findings:

• Life without music would be a mistake
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Where would America be without Canada?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Mind without body
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I never thought it would be like this
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• it would be hilarious if only
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• That would be me
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• That I Would Be Good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Just to see what it would be like
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• eternity would be boring
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• what would it take to be serene again?
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• You mean the me that you would be
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The best kind of bartender
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If you would be so kind
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• If you would be seated
• That Would Be Enough
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• any
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!

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