Findings:

• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• I may or may not have been naked
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• What have you been smoking?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you would have been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• It could have been me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I have just been shot
• I could have been Canadian
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• All cats have nine tails
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Have A Safe Weekend
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• How to have an out of body experience
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• I have failed
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• You don't have any real problems
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• I have missed the rain
• I still have the scar
• They have bears in Italy
• tail recursion
• Tones on Tail
• Salt on a Magpie's Tail
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I had been hungry all the years
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Been feeling red all week
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• it's good to have a moose
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have never
• I want to have your abortion
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I have root on your head
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I have too many clothes
• Type A blood
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Long Haired Preachers
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• What do I have of my mother's?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have started a box
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Pigs have good noses
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• Ghosts must have done it!
• you have a uterus
• I have another heaping helping of geeky metal songs for you

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