Findings:

• I'm going to be a programmer!
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Going Crazy
• this is how i'm going to die.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to kill you
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Going Home
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I believe in nothing
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I Believe in a Thing Called Love
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I Believe Switch
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Reason to believe
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• I don't believe in ghosts
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• going Dutch
• going postal
• Going against the grain
• going out
• going
• What's Going On
• Where are you going?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• going down
• going crazy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I was going to marry Marty

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