Webcam sex is, simply defined, when someone has sex while a webcam is turned on, pointed at them, and is broadcasting to the internet. Well, perhaps not so simply defined. Webcam technology is amazing, and I'm certain that businesses use it to hold conferences daily. Your average internet user, however, only has one thing on his mind: porn. So, in the interest of keeping the masses happy, some enterprising individual brought the webcam and the average internet user together to start a revolution.
Having had sex on webcam a number of times, I thought I'd offer some (hopefully helpful) tips and suggestions for the potential webcam newbie.
Tips:
- If you want to be watched, get yourself a good camera. People will watch anything, but not for long. (I use a Creative WebCam NX Pro. People appreciate it.)
- Point the cam at a smaller area if you want to be a porn slut. If you care to be artistic, scoot the camera back so that it can take in a larger area. This is not only aesthetically pleasing, but it also lets you move around a bit while keeping the important bits in frame.
- Don't take suggestions unless it suits you. Some people enjoy being bossed around, but most of us just want to get it on the way we want to get it on. If you take one suggestion from anyone, even someone that you like and trust, they will hound you every time you're on camera.
- Yahoo! chat is a good place to be viewed on camera. You can ignore the schmucks who send you eleventy-five suggestions, their webcam software only allows thirty viewers that you have the ability to kick, and you can choose not to let your growing fanbase add you to their contact lists, preventing you from another eleventy-five morning after messages.
- Pay sites are the only likely place you'll view cameras. Anything else is decidedly hit or miss.
- Leave the lights on.
- Be prepared for any consequences that might result from your being viewed. Shit happens.
There! Now, armed with your new-found knowledge, go out and start giving tons of clueless bums something to tell their co-workers at the water cooler tomorrow morning.