Findings:

• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• Wearing the right bra for your shirt
• shirt
• Red Shirt
• Shirt Guy Tom
• that shirt
• No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
• aloha shirt
• Shirt Tales
• cool geek shirt
• Triangle shirtwaist fire
• No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem
• origami shirt
• My Unhappy Shirt Experience
• Towel Shirt
• Hawaiian shirt
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• Redshirts vs Stormtroopers
• Bowling shirt
• alligator shirts
• shirts vs. skins
• Waving the bloody shirt
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Nice shirt
• button-down shirt
• Ghost Shirt
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• money shirt
• stuffed shirt
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• The Song of the Shirt
• Untucked button up shirts
• Vishakha with the blue jeans and white cotton shirt
• first shirt
• Green Shirt
• Black Shirts
• Silver Shirts
• Brownshirt
• rash shirt
• shirt garter
• beaded carwash belly shirt
• Read a shirt
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• Oxford shirt
• hair shirt
• She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
• Shirt waist
• Superfine 80s Cotton Shirt
• that grey flannel shirt
• shirt (user)
• Red light. French blue dress shirt.
• Jenny In The Green Shirt
• bench shirt
• Boiled shirt
• Henley shirt
• Golf shirt
• Al Capone Does My Shirts
• shirt tail relative
• The black shirt
• shirt tail
• Martin Wears a New Green Shirt
• orange shirt
• wearing
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• wearing buttons is not enough
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Mommy, this lady's wearing Skechers!
• One Proud Watertower Wearing Lipstick
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• River Wearing Children's Limbs
• Young, lovely, and wearing my towel
• wearing a corset
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• Wearing his fabrics
• wearing a green turban
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• boys wearing bras
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• My voice is wearing boots and marching.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• wearing sun glasses in the rain
• taking pictures in the snow wearing a bikini is the new thing
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• The dangers of wearing 'painted on jeans'
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Wearing the Cape
• People are not wearing enough hats
• Wearing a blouse to bed
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• John is Wearing a Nightie Magazine
• What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed

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