Findings:

• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• You stole what they would have given you
• he would have laughed
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Have you ever made a just man?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• If only men would listen!
• Bernie would have won
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• he would have cried
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If they would only choose to hear it
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• Only her hands would give her away
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Words that only have one context
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• I would like to have emotions
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Only Angels Have Wings
• What pornos would have us believe
• you would have been
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• what real progress have we made?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• it would be hilarious if only
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You mean the me that you would be
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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