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• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• like you're blind but still can see
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• You can, but you may not
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• if you're afraid, that's where you should start
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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