Findings:

• The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• You aren't better than human
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• anywhere
• Write Once, Run Anywhere
• i can't find it anywhere
• There is no friend anywhere
• Strike anywhere matches
• There is no enemy anywhere
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
• Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• anywhere (user)
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• There are no whales anywhere
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Getting a free ice cream anywhere in the UK
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• you're never anywhere i find you
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Anywhere I Lay My Head
• The world is large and deep and full of mystery, and if I cannot see this at my feet, I cannot see it anywhere.
• Could Be Anywhere
• The Midnight Train Going Anywhere And Anywhen
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• Human Friendly (user)
• human
• human ancestral environment
• Human Genome Project
• Hacking humans
• Human Occupied Landfill
• human growth hormone
• human being
• human billboards
• More Human Than Human
• Human Gyroscope
• Human sacrifice
• burning human flesh
• Human League
• criminalize the human body
• Human nature
• The temporal immortality of the human soul
• Evidence for lack of intelligent design in humans
• The everlasting human goal of attaining a meaningful existence
• Human Society
• Human Beat Box
• Human condition
• Human Ecology
• Human race
• human female
• human body
• Exterminate all humans!
• Human blood
• Only Human
• human stupidity
• The Human Anatomy
• Human Freedom Index
• US ranking on the Human Freedom Index
• Human Traffic
• Measurements based on the human body
• Design Human Engineering
• human behavior
• the human ear
• Human Resources
• human remains
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Effects on an unprotected human body in the vacuum of space
• Programming and Metaprogramming the Human Biocomputer
• Universal Declaration of Human Rights
• The Human Skeleton
• Human Neuroanatomy
• The sum total of human knowledge
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• fractal design of the dramatic human body
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• human dentition
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy

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