Findings:

• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Is she really going out with him?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Don't call it burnout
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
• Don't call me white
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Names to call a computer
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• I Heard The Owl Call My Name
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• but don't take my word for it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Call by name
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Don't call me Debbie
• But what are they really thinking?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Zuigan calls his own master
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Fell, But Tried
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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