Findings:
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Why don't I have votes today?
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- No, I don't have channel 11
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have the time
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Let them have Festivas
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Baptist fear of dancing
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You don't have to remember my name
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Stoned music memories
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I don't have a television set
- So you don't have to
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Cats don't have brakes
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- A reason to drink
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- it's good to have a moose
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Have A Safe Weekend
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Why I want to have children
- What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Could have beens, should have beens
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- I have heard you whisper in your dreams
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- You. Motherless, fatherless, apparition. I have arms for you.
- I have my reasons
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- you can't have it both ways
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- I have never
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
- Californians have no soul
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- blondes have more fun
- Fireplace accessories
- It must have rained or something
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I could have been one of a two
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- when all the white horses have broken free
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I could have been Canadian
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Bernie would have won
- Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I have a dream
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Animals people have sex with
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- You Can't Have Mary
- Knots I have known and loved
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- Finding out you have cancer
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- I have to go to the bathroom
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