Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Why don't I have votes today?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Let them have Festivas
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Baptist jokes
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't have to remember my name
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I don't have the time
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Stoned music memories
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I don't have a television set
• So you don't have to
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• we have sought the ugliest things
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• I do have some things to hide
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• People have fucked up before
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• I have a good rapport with animals
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• They Have a Word for It
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• My paintings are all I have
• The Hills Have Eyes
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Ghosts must have done it!
• you have a uterus
• I have another heaping helping of geeky metal songs for you
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• What have you been smoking?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• How we have grown apart
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The path we have been walking
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Astro City #5
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Have got
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• I have become furniture in your life
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have started a box
• Words have power
• if you have had your midnights
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• worse things have happened to better people
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Have Blue (user)
• I have no hair

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