Findings:

• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I can do shit with my legs
• All I can do
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• There is something we can do
• Those who can't do, teach
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• If you can say something nice, do
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I can do it myself
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• can till can't
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• you can't do it alone
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• why I think I can't do anything
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Know How, Can Do
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Do what you can as you do
• There is nothing the dead can do
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• You can do anything
• What loneliness can do to you
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• The Most Good You Can Do
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I can do much better than this
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I can't do that, Dave
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• What guys do with their penis
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing

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