Findings:

• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When We Were Orphans
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• we are stronger together. even when we disagree.
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When We Were Very Young
• When We Were Kings
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• When you were my baby
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When We Were Mud
• When we were little kids, running
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• You were here when I fell asleep
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Even if we're not together
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• when you were words
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• It hurt when we were pruned
• November 4, 1995
• When were the gospels written?
• when we were children
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• When Things Were Rotten
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Things you told me when we were in love
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• legally drunk
• get drunk
• Get drunk on History
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• drunk and disorderly
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• drunk dialing
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• Drunk History
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I still don't even know you

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