Findings:

• Falling asleep while masturbating
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• Your eyeballs rotate the opposite way to your head
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• the way fish heads run from rain
• Which way are you headed?
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Accidentally
• accidentally on purpose
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Accidentally in Love
• accidentally at the market
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• I Accidentally the Whole Bottle
• How I accidentally became a Methodist
• I accidentally signed you up for Spudge Camp
• That one time Jet-Poop accidentally invaded Poland
• You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
• asleep
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• everyone else is asleep
• Falling asleep last night
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• fall asleep
• Asleep at the wheel
• My dick fell asleep
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Falling asleep during porno films
• Falling asleep on the toilet
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Since I Fell Asleep
• asleep in Jesus
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Falling asleep in public places
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• falling asleep visuals
• You were here when I fell asleep
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• asleep at the switch
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Asleep in the Back
• Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
• A.Sleep (user)
• fast asleep
• I am asleep
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• A Maid Asleep
• I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
• Asleep at Heaven's Gate
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• falling asleep with music on
• A tale of falling asleep during the flight
• not quite asleep, not quite alone
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• the very houses seem asleep
• Asleep Inside the Bone
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Fish Head (user)
• Phish Head (user)
• Talking Heads
• Severed Heads
• Herman's Head
• Emma Freud with a two-dimensional head
• Head
• give head
• Head shop
• Shave your head
• voice in your head
• Head Like a Hole
• Fish Heads
• talking head
• hat head
• head rush
• The soft spot in babies' heads
• Machine Head
• Kicked in the Head
• hit in the head
• Head in a glass jar
• Building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe
• Head of the Class
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
• head rhyme
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Dragon's head
• -head
• Headed
• Head gear
• that distance between two heads
• head crash
• Diamond Head
• Go stick your head in a pig
• Big Giant Head
• Feed Your Head
• MT head (user)
• voices in my head
• Bag your head
• while a waitress pours coffee
• Go over one's head
• power head
• Dancing in Your Head
• Head crusher
• Head cold
• Heads
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• shower head
• Heart, Head, Spirit
• head crab
• head in the clouds
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• drum head
• Black turtlenecks and bald heads
• Are you really head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
• Yaquina Head Lighthouse
• That's me inside your head
• head cheese
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• chicken head
• heads down
• propeller head
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• Mr. Potato Head
• Mrs. Potato Head
• I must have three heads
• Bones of the head and neck
• heads up
• head stall
• eyeball & head alignment
• Edith Head
• head shot
• granola heads
• The Fifth Head of Cerberus
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• Wobbly-Headed Bob
• Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock
• Weird echoing voices in my head
• sticking your head out the window
• Write Head
• big ceramic clown head
• How to screw with people's heads at the mall
• head of the river
• Fleshless Head
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• bobble head
• My head, heavy with the burden of lost love and tired thought
• animal heads on the wall
• I wrote the song in my head
• Spiders with human heads!
• Helmet head
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Copper Head
• the heads
• A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off

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