In the merry old world of drug
s are an easy and effective method of getting off your face
whilst partaking in the fine art
of dope smoking
. This process is highly recommended if you are incapable of rolling a decent joint
or you are without your favorite bong
. Always do this over a sink
as it can get quite messy otherwise.
1 big lump of hash
1 two litre plastic soda bottle
10cm x 10cm square of kitchen foil
1 kitchen sink
1 sewing needle
Using a lit cigarette, melt a hole in the side of the soda bottle about as close to the bottom as you can get without going into the knobbly part. Take the kitchen foil and gently push it into the top of the bottle to a depth of about 1cm creating a bowl shape. Ensure that the bowl is not too difficult to remove once in place.
Next, take the sewing needly and gently perforate the foil about 20 times so that it resembles crude sieve. Do not perforate the foil too much or it will fall apart during the burn. You now have your basic setup.
Getting a friend to help, make him/her place a finger over the whole at the bottom of the bottle. Now fill the bottle with water so that the water is about 5cm from the bowl. Quickly crumble the desired amount of hash into the bowl, two or three joints worth should be sufficient. Get the lighter and begin burning the hash, ensuring the flame doesn't get too close to the sides of the bowl as this will melt the plastic underneath and fill the bottle with dirty fumes.
When the hash starts to smoulder, tell your friend to remove his/her finger from the side of the bottle. The water will now flow into the sink and as it exits the bottle it creates a vacuum. The resulting vacuum is then filled by the hash smoke as the bottle sucks air in from the top. You may need to keep the bowl lit depending on the quality of the hash but usually the airflow is enough to keep it ignited. When the bottle has emptied, you should have two litres of finely burnt Moroccan goodness in your hands.
Remove the bowl and inhale.
Some words of advice: Fun as this sounds it does tend to get one very very fucked, people have been known to hallucinate doing waterfalls and/or getting sick. Doing this while drunk is not advised either, you will most definately be having a long conversation with god on the bit white telephone before you know it. Be prepared.