Findings:

• Dating someone who cheats on you
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Find someone who...
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Helping people cheat
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Helping a loved one with depression
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The ambassador who wasn't
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• find someone who dreams of you
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Going to a ska show
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• going Dutch
• going postal
• Going against the grain
• going
• What's Going On
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• going crazy
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I was going to marry Marty
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Going Solo
• I'm Going Home
• Hey, how's it going?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• going forward
• The Going
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Going out with a bang
• Where's Everything going?
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going Gold
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• Going After Cacciato
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Going Underground
• going meta
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Going to Fukuoka
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• You're going the wrong way!
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• Going East
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Going Public
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Going on a Picnic
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Going to The Sun Road
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I'm going to Disneyland
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• not running from, but going to
• Going There
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Going A-Travelling
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Get your juices going
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• This was not my going away party
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
• Going home
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• Going for the One
• I'm going to the moon
• The joy of going to war
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Going For A Song
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• Going Amazonian
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• Freedonia's going to war
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Ways of going out in cricket
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?

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