- Waiters who judge you based upon what you order
- waiter's friend
- The Absent-Minded Waiter
- Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my Boiled Human Finger soup.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters