Findings:

• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Five Uneasy Pieces
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Five Easy Pieces
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• and we're already on our way
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• War in Five Pieces
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• the already dead
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• Enough with the high heels already
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• writing songs that already exist
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• already in love
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• The terrorists have already won
• Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• The United States is already at war with Iraq
• So young and already God is fading
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• she had already found her party
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Taxed Enough Already
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• somebody has already done it
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• indifference already
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Am I already that gone?
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• you already have what it takes
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• jam band
• Dr. Spock's Backup Band
• Dave Matthews Band
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I'm with the band
• Tom Robinson Band
• rubber band
• Klaatu
• boy band
• Gratuitous umlaut metal band
• all-girl band
• cover band
• tribute band
• The E-Street Band
• The Dave Edmunds Band
• marching band
• Blind Faith
• Eels
• The B. Lee Band
• band camp
• Hampton Grease Band
• Jerry Garcia Band
• hair band
• Jeff Healey Band
• Band fish
• Every good band decibels furiously
• Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band
• Steve Miller Band
• photonic band gap
• Deep Listening Band
• haircut bands

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