If you've ever been to band camp
you've done wacky jacks. They like jumping jacks but more aerobic
ally demanding. And you look slightly
retarded when you do them.
Do a jumping jack
Do a jumping jack again, but instead of clap
ping your hands over your head, clap them out in front of you.
This time, clap behind you.
Repeat step 2
See? It's fun! And it almost guarantees you won't get laid until you're a senior
and all the girls
can see past your wacky jacks.