Findings:

• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• The day I was showering with two black men
• The Day Earth Was Born
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Music was better in the old days
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Two Shall Be Born
• I Was Born Yesterday
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Two Month Affair
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Food was purer in the good old days
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Two Moons in August
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I was born this way
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• old chestnut: two riverboats
• Two months off
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I wish I was a half of a two
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Was I born to play?
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• i was born the queen of nowhere
• old chestnut: all but two
• Old chestnut: Burning two ropes
• A Child Was Born in 64
• old chestnut: two ladders
• When I was ten years old
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Two dandy old bleach blondes in a VW Rabbit
• There was an old lady
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• August Derleth
• August 3, 1999
• August 11, 1999
• August 7, 1999
• August 12, 1999
• August 15, 1999
• August 14, 1999
• August Darnell
• August 20, 1999
• August 25, 1999
• August 24, 1999
• August 23, 1999
• August 27, 1999
• August 28, 1999
• August 29, 1999
• August 30, 1999
• August and Everything After
• August 19, 1999
• Bille August
• August 4, 2000
• August 6, 2000
• Dream Log: August 2, 2000
• Editor Log: August 2, 2000
• August 7, 2000
• August 9, 2000
• August 10, 2000
• August 11, 2000
• August 12, 2000
• Dream Log: August 3, 2000
• Dream Log: August 4, 2000
• Dream Log: August 5, 2000
• August 1
• Dream Log: August 9, 2000
• Dream Log: August 10, 2000
• August Again
• Dream Log: August 11, 2000
• Dream Log: August 12, 2000
• August 13, 2000
• Dream Log: August 13, 2000
• Dream Log: August 14, 2000
• August 16, 2000
• August 15, 2000
• Dream Log: August 15, 2000
• Dream Log: August 16, 2000
• August 17, 2000
• Dream Log: August 17, 2000
• August 18, 2000
• Dream Log: August 18, 2000
• August 19, 2000
• Dream Log: August 19, 2000
• Dream Log: August 20, 2000
• August 20, 2000
• August 21, 2000
• Dream Log: August 21, 2000
• August 29, 2000
• Dream Log: August 22, 2000
• August 30, 2000
• August 23, 2000
• Dream Log: August 23, 2000
• Editor Log: August 23, 2000
• Editor Log: August 24, 2000
• August 24, 2000
• Dream Log: August 24, 2000
• August 25, 2000
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• August 1, 2001
• Dream Log: August 1, 2001
• Dream Log: August 3, 2001
• Editor Log: August 4, 2001
• Dream Log: August 4, 2001
• August 5, 2001
• Dream Log: August 5, 2001
• August 6, 2001
• Dream Log: August 6, 2001
• August 7, 2001
• Dream Log: August 7, 2001
• August 8, 2001
• Dream Log: August 9, 2001
• August 9, 2001
• August 10, 2001
• Dream Log: August 10, 2001
• August 11, 2001
• August 15, 2001
• Dream Log: August 11, 2001
• August 12, 2001
• Dream Log: August 12, 2001
• August 13, 2001
• Editor Log: August 13, 2001
• Dream Log: August 13, 2001
• August 14, 2001
• Dream Log: August 14, 2001
• Dream Log: August 16, 2001
• Dream Log: August 17, 2001
• August 18, 2001
• Editor Log: August 18, 2001
• Dream Log: August 18, 2001
• August 19, 2001
• Dream Log: August 19, 2001
• August 20, 2001
• August 21, 2001

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