tscola

I am a sysadmin, but I'd rather not be.
I haven't written a program in anything but perl in the past 5 years.
I know far too much about IMAP than any person ought to.
I have written a nifty IMA.P perl module, but the company won', let me release it for free :-(
I've spent far too much of my money on comix. My huge collection is mostly in B and W, and there are no superheroes (except TMCM).
Superheroes suck. . WFMU is better than any other radadio station by several orders of magnitude.
I hate coffee. Coffee is a disgusting beverage..