Findings:

• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• up his own arse
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Fold Me Up
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• best users (usergroup)
• Best viewed with any browser
• Best Buy
• best
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• At least you tried your best
• Best way to a man's heart
• best boy
• on my best days
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Best Brains
• the best things in life are free
• Hope for the best
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• Falling in love with your best friend
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• Some of my best friends are
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• Best Time
• The best line I ever used
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• best buddies
• Best Customer
• My best friend, Josh
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best Actor
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The Best Feeling Ever
• My best dead friend
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Sex with your best friend
• Honest people are the best liars.
• best bit
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• The best comeback ever
• Best of the Best (user)
• Seattle's Best Coffee
• The Best Meal in Beijing
• best glide
• Worst of the Best
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Best of Jools Holland
• Memory is best served when chilled
• The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• within this robot, your best poetry
• America's Best Comics
• Best Death Ever
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Best in Show
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• the best damned story ever written
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• best (user)
• best man's speech
• best man
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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