Findings:

• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Too good to be true
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You're too young to be so old
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Nothing is too serious to laugh at
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• You're too good to be human
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• I want to be sexy too!
• Amusing comments in source code
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Authentic amusing headlines
• Suicide is not amusing
• amusing in the closet as pieces of my body
• My Anecdotes are amusing DAMMIT!
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• They Might Be Giants
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Films are way too expensive in current year
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Be careful what you wish for
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be anonymous
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test

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