Findings:

• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• A reason to drink
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• I have a bad feeling about this
• The tattoo phenomenon
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• When she was bad
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Too Bad
• I have bad taste in music
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have too much to say
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Men have feelings too
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What to do if you have bad credit
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have too many clothes
• You have far too much time on your hands
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• She Will Have Her Way
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• because I have given up any care
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She doesn't like you
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• my religion doesn't have a name
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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