Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "tone of voice you would expect from a girl being told that you can't get it up"

• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• You can't get there from here
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• What I have learned from being fired
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to get your stuff voted up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• We get tangled up like wires
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• Get home from work
• The Girl from Ipanema
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• needle-sharp, whispered the voice from the cellar
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• qanat get there from here
• Up from the depths
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
• A voice from above
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Everybody Get Up
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Get it up
• How to get a girl's attention
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• I told you I love you, now get out
• The Get Up Kids
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• can't get with
• I can't stand up for falling down
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I can't wake up
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• At least things can't get any worse
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Lessons in French from a girl: Vous and Tu
• Voice from the Great Depression
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• Getting what you want from tech support
• The green Orion slave girl from Star Trek
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Spring's a girl from the streets at night
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Ignore the voices from the trees
• The girl from nowhere
• Up From The Downvote
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• Get In Shape Girl
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Jack Gets Up
• How to not get the girl
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Can't tell if being trolled
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• The Girl Can't Help It
• Can't we all just get along?
• I can't get comfortable here
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• Can't get you out of my head
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• One should expect as much from a machine
• People just expect things from me
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• You can never get away from yourself
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Getting free pizza
• Stoned music memories
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Voices from the Hellmouth
• How to get DC power from AC
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Girl from Mars
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Getting free computer parts
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Getting a site banned from Google
• Up From Slavery
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Why can't I get over her
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Devil Girl from Mars
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Getting the most out of being a temp

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