Findings:

• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• The sky was green today
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Today was some bullshit.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Hellish
• Fair Lawn's hellish traffic patterns
• hellish (user)
• Today
• Where do you want to go today?
• The Day Today
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• USA Today
• To-day
• Time Has Come Today
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• why I love people today
• something in the wind today
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• What's the matter with kids today?
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Yesterday and Today
• Questions I have had today
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• The rain that came today
• today, a moment of understanding
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• Today's special value
• Performance Today
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• Damn, I look good today
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• Tomorrow's Technology Today
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Today I buried my grandma
• Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
• Today, just for once
• Today's Creative Writing Assignment
• Today's youth is the downfall of politics
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Today is my birthday
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• What the hell is wrong with society today?
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Today I feel a little smaller
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Today We Choose Faces
• The World Today
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Today I talked to an Amish person on the phone
• If Jesus were alive today
• What's on your plate today?
• I found $100 today
• Today I kill my child
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Today I saw her again
• The Beach Boys Today!
• Today's Active Lifestyles
• Still Called Today
• Today I sold my soul to corporate I.T.
• Today In Parliament
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Remember Today
• There's a wrinkle in the sky today
• I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
• Socialism today
• Today is Tomorrow
• Christ the Lord is Risen Today
• live for today
• I bought a book of poetry today
• Today again a thought goes hunting for a word
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• You smile upon your friend to-day
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• today I met F. Scott Fitzgerald
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Today's new international version
• The Fire Danger Today: Extreme
• The Today Programme
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• Today is the longest day of year
• Student #478993320 went on a shooting rampage today
• Today's English Version
• It All Starts Today
• If you go down to the woods today
• Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
• Vote war today!
• A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
• The Lesson for Today
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Speak offensive Japanese today!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• The problem with domestic robots today
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• The Today Show
• World Literature Today
• The weather is moving the wrong way today.
• Avignon today
• King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• today we paint tomorrow
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• Today's Music Lesson
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• Critical Thinking Crisis of Today
• I know why it isn't raining today.
• her today and gone tomorrow
• today (user)
• Yesterday, Today & Forever
• Tiny Masters of Today
• Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
• Fall in love with someone today
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Today is the beginning of goodbye
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Problems with flying today
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• Server OS Updates Today (document)
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• i can't love you today
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I forgot to wear your necklace today.
• Today, I watched the sunset twice
• Your doppleganger's name is Tyler and I saw his bare chest in the cafeteria today
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Read Sexy Comix Today!
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Today, a girl
• today the clay speaks
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• kid for today
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• People today are too easily butthurt
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time

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