Findings:

• Time flies when you're having fun
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• when the time comes
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When You're Evil
• Sing when you're winning
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When pigs fly
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Some time when I was a teenager
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Time flies like an arrow
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I went back in time to kill you
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When your time comes
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• you're wasting time
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When you're alone
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You know you're a geek when...
• I'll explain it when you're older
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're home alone
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Swing when you're winning
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You know you're blacked out when...
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When the Blackhawks Fly
• You're pretty when you cry
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Only when you're older
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• As the crow flies
• Learn how to fly
• on the fly
• The Fly
• fly fishing
• Berna fly
• Breeze fly
• Bull fly
• Burrel fly
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• The Bald Man and the Fly
• The Fly and the Draught-Mule
• Fly horse
• Plush Daddy Fly
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Changing on the fly
• fly agaric
• dung fly
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Electric Fly Swatter
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• new chestnut: a fly and two bicycles
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Answer: a fly and two bicycles
• Come fly with me
• How it feels to fly
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• We don't fly there anymore
• Some things that fly there be
• Stobey and Slutter Fly to Super-Rock Playground
• speed to fly
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• you fall or fly every second
• Fly Girls
• fly gallery
• half fly
• fly height
• fly rope
• How witches fly
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• Venus Fly Trap
• Fly low and beat the radar
• The Counterweight Fly System
• Fly Loft
• Resurrection of the Fly
• Abroad the Regal Banners Fly
• Gonna Fly Now
• Fly Deck
• A sparrow flies through a room
• How to fly safely
• Parker Fly
• Pint of milk, eggs, subdued flys
• Fly Style Boys
• Wings to Fly (user)
• It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
• you grip it tight and fly
• some summers they drop like flies
• fly fish (user)
• Mc Fly (user)
• brine fly

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