Findings:

• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• You Shall Be as Gods
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Your god might be evil....
• gods we may be
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• If God was willing to let it be
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• God must be deaf
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Evil be thou my good
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Thou art God
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife
• Thou Shalt Win at All Costs
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Be Thou My Vision
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• God must be living in the sea.
• Be My God
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• thou owest God a death
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Thou shalt not look at graven images of sex workers in improbable geometries
• To God Be the Glory
• Thou shalt learn how to spell
• Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Peace be upon him
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be all that you can be
• Wilt Thou Consider Robin Hood Righteous
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• This poem can be put off no longer
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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