Findings:
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Cats don't have brakes
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- those who knew
- Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- So you don't have to
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- Using a command line
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Those who are idle are complicit
- Surah 79 Those Who Drag Forth
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- good things come to those who wait
- Lift not the painted veil which those who live
- God helps those who help themselves
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Stoned music memories
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- You don't have to remember my name
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You don't have any real problems
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Know your pets
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Type A blood
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- those valiant men who saved New Orleans
- Those who study philosophy
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Those Who Hunt Elves
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- May those who are born after me
- Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
- Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
- Those Who Dig
- For those who wear glasses
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- A reason to drink
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Why don't I have votes today?
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- people who don't exist
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Capitalize, please
- People who don't read
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't have a television set
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't have the time
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Those Don't Sound Like Bats
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to do this
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
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