Findings:
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- It was better before they came
- I was me before being me was cool.
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- My hacked iPhone was better
- Music was better in the old days
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- her curiosity got the better of her.
- His version was better
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Last year was always better
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- Before the World was Made
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I was a homeless bum
- i was given a mind before i was given a heart
- Before you, there was me
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- Your cable TV just got better!
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Before Time Was
- There was a time before
- What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Afterwards
- Afterward
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Before
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- before Christian era
- before Christ
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Before the Rain
- The Island of the Day Before
- Kill time before it kills you
- Things to remember before raising your hand
- Before These Crowded Streets
- Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
- 'Twas the night before Christmas
- I before E
- pearls before swine
- Before Thinking
- JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
- Laugh at yourself before others do
- csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- before the storm
- Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
- The last cigarette before you quit smoking
- The last cigarette before you start smoking again
- Close the door before you leave
- Just before you make that next move...
- Kneel before Zod!
- home before the leaves fall
- Chronology of communication before electricity
- best before date
- cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- comma before conjunction
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- Vaguer than before. Slip.
- Ground rush
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- Wei Chi, before completion
- Think before you speak
- Before Choice Disturbs
- I am but a moth before your flame
- Before Choice Disturbs Poem
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
- To a magic of numbers flying before your thought
- Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
- Litany Before Election
- Before reality creeps in
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Washing your hands in the restroom
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- Before the Law
- Running before the wind
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- The impending nickname shortage
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
- bros before hoes
- I Before E Except After C
- Except My Heart, Which You Bestowed Before
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- Before you ask a question
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- If I should die before I wake
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
- Before Night Falls
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
- The Night Before
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- Service Before Self
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- A Love Before Time
- before the mast
- naked before you
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Shake Before Using...
- We've heard it all before
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- Just a word before tomorrow
- Sobering up before going to bed
- My life closed twice before its close
- The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
- color photography before color film
- Twas the night before eye surgery
- make before break
- break before make
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Things to check before you sign the lease
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