Findings:

• Come Pick Me Up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Come to Me
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Bitch set me up!
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Dont come near me (user)
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• Smile at guys, for me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• watching the sun come up
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Fold Me Up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Sweep me up
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Come on up to the House
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Random Guy (user)
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• let me grow up
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Come home with me
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Liver, come back to me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• (Come get me).
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• something terrible comes over me
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Curtis Come Up
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Stand Up Guy
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• all your monsters come to me
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Come Talk To Me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Hit me up
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• Don't wait up for me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• nobody will let me start a country
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Come fly with me
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• They grow up. No one told me.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• What in the world has come over me
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• come
• comes
• What Dreams May Come
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• come on
• Here Comes Your Man
• the time has come
• Comics Come Home
• Come As You Are
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• come out
• Something Wicked This Way Comes
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• COME FROM
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Come on My Selector
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• O You Whom I Often and Silently Come
• O the sun comes up-up-up in the opening
• The Shape of Punk to Come: A Chimerical Bombination in 12 Bursts
• How come we never dated?
• Come again
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Come Undone
• come to terms
• Adeste Fideles (O Come All Ye Faithful)
• Here Come the Warm Jets
• Whence Comes This Rush Of Wings? (Carol of the Birds)
• O Come, Little Children
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Autumn has come invisibly
• How did we come to this?
• Nothing comes to mind.
• come vs. cum
• Come On Pilgrim
• Comes a Time
• You're so come here go away
• Till The Morning Comes
• Hampton Comes Alive
• I come to you all dressed in sound
• Sylvie and Bruno: Light Come, Light Go
• I come to you, defenses down
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Songs to Aging Children Come
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Comes the Dealer
• The train never did come that day
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• Along Comes Mary

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