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• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm Just Me (user)
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't call me Debbie
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't let me die nervous
• They don't touch me the same way
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't call me white
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• don't blame me for your anger
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't Blame Me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't leave me alone
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Dont come near me (user)
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• customers don't trust me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't tread on me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Don't Pass Me By
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Don't send me roses
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't Make Me Think
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Same birthday as me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't quote me on that
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?

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