Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this behemoth machine is sucking my soul out and jamming it, crumpled, in area 4a"

• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• a poem out of the machine
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Souls in the Great Machine
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The Soul of a New Machine
• sucking on your teeth
• TI-99/4A
• TI 99/4A character graphics
• Radio 4A
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• Clean Test Area - One Touch Basic Blood Glucose Meter
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• surface area to volume ratio
• Cataloochee Ski Area
• Laurel Creek Conservation Area
• The Standard Unit of Area Measurement of the United States: The Football Field
• UK Area Code Changes
• Northern Ireland Area Codes
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• Area 1 U1a Complex
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• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
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• Area Control at the NSA
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• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• Area Conversion Units
• An area the size of Wales
• bathing suit area
• How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
• Wide Area Network
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• formula for the surface area of a sphere
• Free Trade Area of the Americas
• Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• San Francisco Bay Area Restaurants
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• DuPage County Area Project
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• 43rd Area Support Group
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• Raising a Glass to the Fallen: An Impromptu Bay Area Noder Gathering
• Industrial Area
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• Agrabad Commercial Area
• Finnish telephone area codes
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• Slang names for places in the New York metro area
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• Northwest Alaska Areas
• Gateway National Recreation Area
• Lake Chelan National Recreation Area
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• Bay Area Wireless Users Group
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• The adoption of area bombing by Britain and the U.S. in World War II
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• Do not write in this area
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• The Area
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• An Amateur's Guide to the Dragons of the Greater Los Angeles Area
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• The Strange Shifting of Time and Space in Outdoor Areas
• particularly in northern areas
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• Luckiamute Landing State Natural Area
• Sonoma-Marin Area Rail Transit
• A large area of land near 8 Mile is expropriated due to Eminem domain
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• Behemoth
• Crocus Behemoth
• Behemoth (user)
• Reply (Crumpled on Her Desk)
• The crumpled hope of a less enlightened age
• culture jamming
• jamming
• Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
• Jamming with Edward
• Flea: Adventures in Spontaneous Jamming and Techniques
• Ad jamming
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• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• stack machine
• Turing Machine
• Virtual Machine
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• Ghost in the Machine
• 25 cent plastic toy vending machines
• Pretty Hate Machine
• Z Machine
• video poker machines
• Rage Against The Machine
• Soft Machine
• The Preserving Machine

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