Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this IS important later, but it's really only here because it makes for a grabby opener. sorry."

• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Sexist jokes
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Why you are the most important person here
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Because that would make sense
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• But what are they really thinking?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• here, but not here
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• just because they never bothered to really do
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• because I am only half of what you need
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Not really by the rules, but...
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• but these are only ripples
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Here is how to make flame sing
• Why is she really here?
• Sorry, I don't work here
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• Making paper angles
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• We smoke cloves because we can
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat

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