Findings:

• I'm All You Can Think About
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Faster than light
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• Why fingernails grow faster than toenails
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• FTL: Faster Than Light
• Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• The beer is stronger than you think
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not what you think
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm flier than a seagull
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• They think I'm a god
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Treatment of corporations
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• My cats think I'm a God
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• go faster stripes
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Faster Pussycat
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• higher, faster, louder!
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
• Faster guitar playing
• Going faster and faster and faster in the 21st Century: An Analyst Essay Contest
• Right turns mean faster driving
• How to run faster
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• the sound of someone typing
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil

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