Findings:

• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Do what you can as you do
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• All I can do
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• But can a robot love.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• You can do anything
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You can, but you may not
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• like you're blind but still can see
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• but with words we can create anything
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I can do much better than this
• If you can say something nice, do
• Know How, Can Do
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I can do it myself
• I can do shit with my legs
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• There is something we can do
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• The Most Good You Can Do
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You Can't Do That on Television
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• they carry but they do not understand
• What loneliness can do to you
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Seven words you can say on television
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• La 1
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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