Findings:
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- They must have faces
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- They have bears in Italy
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They didn't have the heart
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- They Have a Word for It
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They could have saved Kevin
- You stole what they would have given you
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They have no bones.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- they eat plot logic for breakfast
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- People want what they cannot have
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- They have taken enough
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They mean to eat the blancmange
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- He's been places they have not.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- They Flee From Me
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- They all lived happily ever after
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- play dumb
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Ground rush
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Of course, they were wrong
- "Sex, as they harshly call it"
- You can't have everything
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- They don't understand my tea
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- They Live
- it's mine, and you can't have it
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- you can't have it both ways
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- Things they should teach in school
- You can't eat a flag
- First They Came
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- They own the pack while we play the three card trick
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- The Times They Are A-Changin'
- The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- They danced with fire claws
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- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- This is why we can't have nice things
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- I was into them after they were hip
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- You Can't Have Mary
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
- But what are they really thinking?
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- They moved like a river
- The owls are not what they seem
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- They mass produce plastic women
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- They always jump off the east side
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I know they are watching me
- Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
- The Department of They
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- if I can't have silence
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- They Might Be Giants
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- cat haters
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- They killed our Lord
- I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
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