Findings:

• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• As the kids say
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Some better way to say goodbye
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• You better watch what you say
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• How to make everything2 a better place
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• once set, words make a world of their own
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• I feel their presence
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• Know your pets
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Things that make me feel feminine
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Things Never to say to your kids
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• I did not say it would make sense
• I bet I can make you say black
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Do Make Say Think
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Kids say the darndest things
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• so expendable in their memory
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Vegetarians taste better
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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