Findings:

• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• The least I can get away with
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• talking can only give you away
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Only perfection can break your heart
• Can I Get An Amen?
• I can only speak for myself
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• Only Nixon can go to China
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• You can never get away from yourself
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• There can be only one
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I can do much better than this
• It will get better
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• It Gets Better Project
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• only the named can be destroyed
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Eating only rice to get by
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Can we all just get along?
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Only Jesus can judge me
• What can you get for three cents?
• Only perl can parse Perl
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• It gets better
• Can I get a sketch?
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Get Better
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• These are the only hands I can give
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• If only I could get into her head
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• What can be better than that?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• can you get enough of me?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• better
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• The next life will be better
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• had better
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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