Findings:

• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You stole what they would have given you
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I would like to have emotions
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• because I have given up any care
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• wake up and find her still there
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• People want what they cannot have
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• locked up
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They could have saved Kevin
• They have taken enough
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I have made up a name for my disease
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Bernie would have won
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Devil up her sleeve
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• People have fucked up before
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• They Have a Word for It
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• She Will Have Her Way
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• They have no bones.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• he would have cried
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• He's been places they have not.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They have bears in Italy
• They didn't have the heart
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Take Her up to Monto
• Dig up her bones
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Baptist fear of dancing
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Only her hands would give her away
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• The Ten Commandments revised
• lock up
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• They must have faces
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• What pornos would have us believe
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• he would have laughed
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• have you found the words to save her?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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