Findings:

• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• sooner or later
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Find an out
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• fuck around and find out
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How to find out your own IP address
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Spooner or Later
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• A metaphor for sex
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• They only come out at night
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• They will not be named!
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Trouble Will Find Me
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The end will be a sellout
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• maybe everything will work out after all
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• look in the shadows and you will find the truth
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• If you build it they will come
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• him will I blot out of my book
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Find Many Cows
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
• How to find north
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• let love find you
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• find a penny, pick it up
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• To find one's place
• Find the Lady
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Find someone who...
• Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• And there find God in everyone
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• The Wizard Finds an Enchantment

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