Findings:
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You stole what they would have given you
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- They have bears in Italy
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- He's been places they have not.
- Teacher, I have question
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- institutions have lives of their own
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- People want what they cannot have
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- because I have given up any care
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- They could have saved Kevin
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- I have to return some videotapes
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- They didn't have the heart
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- No, but I'll have a beer
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Stoned music memories
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Know your pets
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- What I have learned from being fired
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- They must have faces
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- They Have a Word for It
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They have taken enough
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- My hands have lost their memory
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- I have too much to say
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They have no bones.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The Miraculous Hump Returns From the Moon
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
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