Findings:
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- There Once Was a Farmer
- There was a time when I was a better person
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- There was a time before
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- I was there
- The Epidemic That Never Was
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- No shit, there I was
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- I remember, there was one
- There was a rose that faded young
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There will never be another you
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There was a cold day
- There was no one waiting for me...
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- A knock there was upon the door
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was a little girl
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Once there was a way...
- Was There a Time
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- the little friendship that never was
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- some say he was never here at all
- There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- There was once a Man
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- A Woman Who Never Was
- the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
- There was an old lady
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Was it ever there?
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- and there was this girl
- There once was a girl named Irene
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- There was a man and a woman
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- Where's the kaboom?
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- Before you, there was me
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- There Was No Leak
- There Was A Friend
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- There was always the blue of you
- There was a baby in China
- One hour there was sunlight
- I was never broken
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Never Mind The Buzzcocks
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- This will never happen
- I never thought it would be like this
- I never get mail
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Never say die
- I think that I shall never see
- Never trust anyone over 30
- I never saw her again
- voice never dies
- What if it never happened?
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Never try to teach a pig to sing
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- He never returned
- Never look like you're staring
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- A broken heart never heals
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
- Something never perfect
- Men should never call themselves feminists
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- never use variable arguments in C++
- why i could never live in the city
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
- two positives never make a negative
- Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
- Never underestimate the power of denial
- You can never get away from yourself
- Violence never solved anything
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Bargaining? Never with that roof.
- Kirby G6
- I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
- The death of a man I had never known
- I have never
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- Never Volunteer
- I hope you never run for public office
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- It never rains but it pours
- I'll never be the other woman
- Stuff you wish you never threw out
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- you never want to eat somewhere you work
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- Now or Never
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Never Stop Burning
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- floating and never settling
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- It Never Rains
- Never on Sunday
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- Never Let Me Down Again
- Why I've never been ice skating
- My Wang never goes down
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