Findings:

• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There is nothing the dead can do
• There is something we can do
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• There's Something About Mary
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• A story about a person I do not know
• What loneliness can do to you
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Arguing About God
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• i do not worry about
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• I hate this god damn robot
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You, standing
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• I can do it myself
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All I can do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• God damned sons of bitches
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• god damn the sea (user)
• Do or do not, there is no try
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• Know How, Can Do
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• What to do about trolls
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• What dogs dream about
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Do what you can as you do
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• The Most Good You Can Do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• A God Damn Robot Christmas
• God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• God Damn it!
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• How To Think About God
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• There's something about a funeral
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• I'm All You Can Think About
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• There is nothing left to cry about
• It's about damn time
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Can We Talk About This?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• There's something about cats... (category)
• Can God lie?
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• I can do shit with my legs
• Damn, you can see stars
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• There can be only one
• I can do much better than this
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• If you can say something nice, do
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There are no sleep in can
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• You can do anything
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea

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