Findings:

• I was never any good at maths at school
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Good Advice
• Why there is no Good Catullus
• Good Advices
• There is already a perfectly good word for this
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• there are no good or bad people
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There is good anime
• Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• There is good country music
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• There are no good contraceptives
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There is good rap music
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• not as good as being there
• There are no good Tango teachers
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Never Had It So Good
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Beyond good and evil, there is righteousness, and there is mercy
• straightening your pubes is never a good idea
• You've never had it so good
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• There will never be another you
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Is there any port wine left?
• Eat any good books lately?
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Gym equipment
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• medical advice
• Urban Ritual
• Advice on Choosing a Username
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Words of advice for young noders
• The best interview advice I received
• advice for a personal weblog
• John Irving's advice to writers
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Advice for using customer service
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• advice for surviving finals week
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Letter of advice to Queen Victoria
• Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn
• Tuco's advice
• Advice to new smokers
• Advice to nude smokers
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Advices and Queries
• Advice for engineering students
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Dating Advice
• fatherly advice
• Advice on buying used furniture
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• Ambiguous advice
• Advice to young science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Humble Petition and Advice
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Words of Advice
• advice for young
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• Advice for buying a used Silicon Graphics system
• sound advice
• Lucy's Writing Advice (category)
• Advice animal
• Writing Advice (category)
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Advice to Crisis Line Operators
• advice to a college daughter
• Chord's standard gift-giving advice
• Best viewed with any browser
• any key
• any
• by any means necessary
• Unsafe At Any Speed
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• I'm not drinking any more
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• Any Given Sunday
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick

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