Findings:

• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• My hands have lost their memory
• Why do children have to die?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• They have bears in Italy
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They have taken enough
• They must have faces
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They didn't have the heart
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Know your pets
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Foxes eat their children
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• You stole what they would have given you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They have no bones.
• He's been places they have not.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• institutions have lives of their own
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• The children are all crying in their pens
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• People want what they cannot have
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• They Have a Word for It
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They could have saved Kevin
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• When I have female children
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Animals which resemble their owners
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Why I want to have children
• born slippy.NUXX
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• Born to fuck
• Food for thought as carnivorous robot is born
• We born to die
• Was I born to play?
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• born on date
• Koenig Born Diagram
• Born Again Virgin
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Born Free
• Pac-Man is born to lose
• I Was Born Yesterday
• Born Again Pagan
• American Born Chinese
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Born Against
• Born into Trouble as the Sparks Fly Upward
• Born on the Fourth of July
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• Born of broken dreams
• Born to Sing: No Plan B
• these forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish
• Being born in Searle's Chinese room
• There's a child born to the land of scorn
• Born to fly
• And Am I born to Die?
• A Child Was Born in 64
• Iconic Things Born Out of Disorientation
• The Trouble with Being Born

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