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Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
They don't get it. Let them suffer.
When non-pitchers get to pitch
Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
There are times when they seem to be right
Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
The easiest way to get a job
What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
When I Get Low I Get High
They think I'm a god
If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
the moment when they take possession of you
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
How to get people to clean up their core dumps
When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
When keys on keyboards get switched
When I get mad I throw harder
When did everyone get so attractive?
When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
Some time when I was a teenager
What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
Scientist hits head on curb joke
When I get like this
When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
Life gets in the way of words
My new way to get there
How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
When did the World get so old?
God works in mysterious ways
Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
God won't hear when you pray from Hell
I shudder when I think that God is merciful
every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
I Get Hungry When I Shift
Things to do when technology gets here
when the butterflies scream
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
They don't touch me the same way
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
When you kill people they die
Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
By the way, those chairs, they spin
Eye contact at a distance
What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
People don't flail when they die
when they take my blood
How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
I like my breasts the way they are
When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
When poets scream
It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
It must be hard for God to get a date
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
They managed to get to the moon despite it
An easy way to get out of going to church
Stoned music memories
Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
Rape committed by women
Getting rid of start menu items
How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
How to get drunk when in Norway
I'll get there when I get there
Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
when the weather's good we get the wood
Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
We get too tense when we drive
Ways to get random numbers
The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
When in doubt, get horizontal
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
"It gets better" or so they say.
God gets pissed
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
They Say It Gets Easier
they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
We're on our way to being GODS!
They were looking for God but found religion instead
Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
when the gods are afraid
when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
i only knew when silence screamed
When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
Maybe they heard you scream.
How to scream when no one is looking
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
when god speaks, it is never one-sided
Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?

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